Denial
“This bug should be easy to fix. 10 minutes, tops”
Anger
“Are you fucking kidding me, Google? 0 results?!? robots.fuckyou”
Bargaining
“Do we really need this to work? I mean we don’t really need to let users sign up, right? We’ve already got users, why do we need more?”
Depression
“Who even needs the internet. Animals don’t use the internet and they seem fine. Look at that bird flying out there. So happy, so free, so doesn’t care about the web”
Acceptance
“This bug is impossible, but this beer is delicious”
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